Why am I Divorced....

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!" and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday".

I thought...... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.

My kids came bounding downstairs to breakfasts and didn't say a word...

So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said "Good Morning lady and by the way Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock when Rick knocked on my door and said:

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me...."
I said: "Thanks Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
I responded: "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
He said: "Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner."

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said: "If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes came out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my husband my kids and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...
On the couch......
Naked.