Stojadin

-Dobro veče.

-Bolje vas našli.

-Vozačku i saobraćajnu.

-Ništa od navedenog.

-Morate imati neki lični dokument.

-Imam dozvolu za pecanje.

-Da li ste pili, gospodine?

-Jesam.

-Koliko?

-Jedanaes’ piva.

-Molim!? Pa kako zaboga?

-Šta kako, lepo. Jedno sa ćaletom pre ručka, dva sa kevom posle ručka. Sedam sa kumom na bazenu.

I sad svratio u mesaru, radi neka nova, znaš kak’a, vake sise…

-Pijete pivo u mesari?

-Svakodnevno.

-I gde ćete sad takvi?

-Na pos’o, treća smena, što? Šta mi fali?

-Niste ni vezani.

-Ne mogu. Problem je inženjerske prirode.

-Kakav?

-Kratak pojas u stojadinu. Nije predviđen za ljude teže od 0,13 tona.

-Šta vam je ovo na zadnjem sedištu?

-Ja’nje! Sad ga pokupio, sutra kumu slava pa da ga obradujem.

-Pa što ga niste stavili u gepek.

-Nema mesta.

-Od čega?

-Od praseta.

-Napustite vozilo i ugasite motor.

-Mora obratno.

-Dobro. Prvo ugasite motor.

-Neću, neće hteti dupali kasnije bojim se.

-Ostavite ga onda upaljenog, samo izađite.

-Što?

-Da duvate.

-Ajde, očiju ti plavetnih, prinesi melodiku da duvam odavde. Mala su vrata napravili na Stojadinu treba mi pet minuta diziđem.

-Evo. Izduvajte ceo kapacitet pluća i nemojte da uvlačite nego duv…

-Ma znam čoveče, duvam u ovo pet puta mesečno, naučiću Jašara svirati. Ništa se ti ne sekiraj.

-Onda sve znate…

-Čuj znam? Doktorir’o! Auu…sad kad dunem ima da je pokvarim. Je l pod garancijom?

-Nećete, ne bojte se. Ruski model, tek nam stiglo.

- Dobro je. Evo, gotovo, šta kaže? Oće pasti Vraneš?

-Molim?

-Slavko hebo ga ti. Vraneš. Dva dvaesdevet, igr’o u Partizanu. Ako nisam naduv’o Slavka tražiću da šaljete dreger na baždarenje.

-Dva tri’es. Mašala!

-Dobro je. Taman. Biće keva ponosna.

-Za šta taman?

-Za pos’o. Jesi radio ti kad k’o čuvar? Ne mogu da zaspem na stolici bez Slavka, nema šanse. Sa Slavkom k’o zaklan. Milina.

-Ti mene zajebavaš?

-Demantujem.

-Daj prvu pomoć.

-Evo.

-Šta je to?

-Eridijum 36 – eksplozivni svemirski modulator. Pa pljoska jebogati. To je najbitniji izum posle kamena za kupus.

-Znam bre, nego, šta će mi ona?

-Pa jesi tražio prvu pomoć? To ti je najbolja prva pomoć dok ne stigneš do kafane. Kajsija, domaća, neto tri deci. Kum pek’o.

-Ne pijem na dužnosti.

-Ajde, ajde…

-Dobro, može malo.

-Samo malo i može. Nemoj mnogo da mi popiješ, treba mu zujtru kad ustanem. A?

-Uuu… da nije jaka?

-Nego šta nego jaka, skida karijes i kamenac sa zuba. Dlake sa jezika i tange sa maloletnica. ‘Oće tromb da otkači. Tako treba, zna kum, bavi se pečenjem rakije od četvrte godine. K’o Kinez gimnastikom.

- Šta da radim sa tobom? Morao bih da te vodim u stanicu na trežnjenje.

-Nemoj. Dosadno vam je tamo, ‘ ladno i smrdi vam brate vece. Mnogo ste aljkavi, zaperite to malo.

-Ne možeš takav da voziš.

-Mogu. Stojadin stariji od dva’est godina se vozi isključivo sa više od dva promila. Tako je fabrički zamišljeno. Prevelik je stres kad si trezan.

-A da pođeš peške i ostaviš vozilo ovde.

-Ne mogu, daleko je.

-Pa koliko?

-Ima sigurno pe’sto metera.

-Pa šta je to…

-Ja nisam prepešačio pe’sto metara iz komada od srednje škole. O’š dumrem?

-Onda te moram privesti u stanicu.

-Daj da se nekako dogovorimo, stvarno nemam vremena sad?

-Skup je i dogovor. Mnogo si prekršaja napravio. Nemaš dokumenta, nisi vezan, pijan si, nemaš prvu pomoć, ne radi ti štop svetlo, ćelava ti prednja leva guma…

-I nas dvijca smo ćelavi pa nam ništa ne fali. Šta mi virman izdaješ, evo imam kod sebe iljadu ipo dinara i tablu barene slanine, malo je masnija doduše, ima belog k’o na rođendanu Saše Popovića, al šta fali? Taman da ti i kolega mezite u stanici dok gledate porniće. A?

-Pa može, daj ajde pa da se rastajemo. Dobar si čovek vidi se odma, nije u redu da te maltletiram.

-Nisi ni ti loš, al ne mogu sve novce da ti dam. Treba mi sutra kumi za cveće. Domaćica, red je.

-Dobro, daj crvenu i tu slaninu pa da se rastajemo.

-Pe’sto?

-Može ajde, pe’sto i slan’na.

-Dogovoreno, evo. E, oćeš i uvo da ti dam?

-Jesi ti lud? Šta će mi uvo bogajebo?

-Pa da pojedeš. Uši su nabolji deo praseta kad se lepo usole. Reći ću kumu ja nisam odoleo. A?

-Ahaaaa… Pa daj da probam.

-Eno, otvori gepek i otkini levo.

-Uuu… odlično je. Hvala ti, pažljivo vozi i vidimo se uskoro.

-Verujem da se vidimo. Budobar, pozdravi kotkuće!

Hayley Hewland - about Serbia

 

Hayley Hewland

August 19,2021

Most of you have never heard about a little country in Southern Europe, but I feel it's my duty to speak about it, and to show how one little country can go through so much suffering only because of more bigger and powerful countries decided so.

Serbia is one of the oldest countries in Europe and one of the rare at the same region which had nothing to do with slavery or Nazism.

Serbia faced tragedy first with the oppression and terror of the Ottoman Empire's occupation, which lasted nearly 5 centuries, from 14th to 19th century. 

Then it came the World War I and the conflict with Austro-Hungarian empire. During the World War I, Serbia had lost nearly 1 million people which was a 1/3 of the entire population.

After the World War I, it came Nazi Germany and its allied forces (Croatia, Hungary, Bulgaria, and Albania, among all the rest), and World War II. During the World War II, Serbia had lost nearly 1.685.000 people where 75% of that population saw its end at the Nazi camps.

In 1999, another war aggression on Serbia. After the World War II, Serbia, as being a part of today's non-existing federal state of Yugoslavia, was a mediator between Soviet Union, US, and the rest of the Western world. With the fall of Soviet Union, the existence of Yugoslavia lost its meaning. War came http://berlin-athen.eu/confession-of-a-cia-agent-they.../

 and Yugoslavia was destroyed but it didn't stop just there. Serbia was bombed with 15 tons of depleted uranium by the US and NATO forces, and the ancient part of Serbia, Kosovo, was taken away from Serbia and became a US and NATO protectorate, with the biggest US military base in Europe, Bondsteel.

By the official Ottoman Empire's census from 1455, there were no Albanians in Kosovo and Metohija.

Precisely, there were only 46 Albanian families in the entire area between Prokletije and Kopaonik. Furthermore, 

https://www.facebook.com/hayley.hewland.5/videos/563062528346501/

Albanians are so called Ilyrians but Ilyrians are Indo-European. Albanian haplogroup, E-M78,  originated in Northeastern Africa, while its subclade, E-V13, originated in Western Asia. What does Egyptian or a Libyan has to do with Indo-European?

How come that Albanians, as "natives to the land", have always been an absolute minority at that same region, throughout the entire history, primarily before 1999, even if, after the World War II, the Albanians had a clear strategy in Kosovo of using abnormal natality to become an absolute majority, where each Albanian family had up to 8 to 10 children, or more, and Serbia have lost nearly 1/3 of its current population of 7 million people, during the World War I and World War II, but the proportion of both populations have constantly been the same, up till this very day?

Suffering continues... 

But, one thing is for sure, throughout the entire history, every each empire which used oppression or war aggression on Serbia either saw its end or a decline. 

Does anyone ever learn anything?

Clover

 

Clover

The four-leaf clover is a universally accepted symbol of good luck with its origin ages old. According to legend, Eve carried a four-leaf clover from the Garden of Eden. White clover in particular was held in high esteem by the early Celts of Wales as a charm against evil spirits. Druids held the 4 leaf clover in high esteem and considered them a sign of luck. One leaf is for Faith, the second for Hope, the third for Love and the fourth for Luck. The mystique of the four-leaf clover continues today, since finding a real four-leaf clover is still a rare occurrence and omen of good luck. Good luck finding that pot of gold!